Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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