we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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