its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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