Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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