she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You dont lie about slip and slides
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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