Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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