okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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