I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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