Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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