I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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