I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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