better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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