Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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