Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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