Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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