Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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