I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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