Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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