can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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