she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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