Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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