I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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