either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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