what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Randomize
