When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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