porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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