who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"