i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.