well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.