it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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