we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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