i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
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I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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