Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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