I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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