We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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