I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
you win again, gameday.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Randomize
