My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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