Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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