that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Still dying that you shit outside
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
