don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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