READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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