Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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