He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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