I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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