Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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