talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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