I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
COCAINE IS GR8
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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