No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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