It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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