Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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