dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
True strength comes from lack of pants
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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