I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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