I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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