We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
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I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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